24 Reasons Why I no longer go to the Football.

24 Reasons Why I No Longer Go To The Football

1.   Every time I went, they asked me for money.

2.   The people I sat next to weren't friendly and didn't speak to me after the game.

3.   The seats were hard and uncomfortable.

4.    The coach never came to see me.

5.   The referee made a decision that I didn't agree with.

6.   I was sitting with hypocrites - they only came to see what other people were wearing.

7.    Some games went into overtime -1 was late getting home.

8.   The cheer squad played numbers I didn't know.

9.   The games are scheduled when I want to do other things.

10. My parents took me to too many games when I was growing up.

11. Since I read a book on footy, I feel I know everything.

12. I don't want to take my children, because I want them to choose for themselves what sport they like best.

13. There are so many different teams. How do I know which one is right?

14. I know lots of so-called 'footballers' who can't play for peanuts.

15. My girlfriend plays netball. I don't want to impose my sport on her.

16. Who needs to go to the game? I can watch it on TV in the comfort of my own home.

17. Footy is just an escape for people who don't want to live in the real world.

18. Footy doesn't really help me live my life from day to day.

19. There are too many rules in Football. I can't be bothered working them all out.

20. My interest in Footy is a private thing -1 prefer to play it on my own.

21. I'm just not into it at the moment. Maybe I'll start going again next Summer.

22. If I go once a year, on Grand Final day, that will be enough.

23. I don't like the way they don't let women join in the game.

24. I just can't make it at that time -1 need to drive my kids to church.